Friday, 20 June 2014

Moustache Strongmen

There's nothing more manlier than muscles ... with a moustache. Here I've collected a bunch of old time moustached strongmen for your training inspiration:

Like Samson, these strongmen know that the secret to their powerful lifting is derived from the follicles on their face. I'll be using these photos as my inspiration when I workout at the best gym in Northam!




Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Animals With Moustaches

The final post of the animals theme week will lump remaining animals into this single post. Here's groovy pictures of animals in the wild with moustaches:

Here's a very content and satisfied looking walrus:
"Yo.. just chill"

Some kind of monkey creature with a moustache:
Get yourself a moustache and quit monkeying around.

This final creature is known as a french frog:
"Oui, oui.. Oh là là"


Sunday, 20 October 2013

Snake With Moustache

It's animal theme week here at moustache blog and today we present a snake with a moustache! This creature goes instantly from hideous human killer to a suave member of the animal kingdom when sporting a moustache!  One could easily fathom it sipping on a cognac and telling slippery tales at the snakes-only gentlemen's club.



Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Cat Moustache

Cats are independent, stylish creatures and they know a good thing when they see it (generally lazing around on a sofa doing nothing).

Here is a picture of Zoe the moustached cat.  Zoe's hobbies include hanging around looking cool and.... no thats pretty much it.

The mousecatche-r

Here's what grumpy cat would look like if it had a moustache.



If you aren't a cat person and want your dumb  dog to have a moustache, then you can do so with this moustached dog toy. I suppose you could try getting a cat to fetch it.. good luck with that!

"I'd like to stick around but I moustache after that awesome toy!"




Monday, 14 October 2013

Funny Fake Moustaches

The moustache shopfront is coming along nicely with over 700 products listed. Time to take stock and pick a few of my favourite items in the fake moustaches category! If you don't have a moustache of your own, incapable of growing one or just want a bit of variety then maybe add one of these funny fake moustaches to your face!

Fancy yourself as a bumbling reporter from an ex Soviet bloc country? Get the Borat moustache! Comes with a scruffy wig to complete the look. Niiiceeeee.

Borat Fake Moustache
You like? I like.
If you've ever read a Roald Dahl book then you can't go past the Lorax moustache.  Comes with a cap and glasses.

Lorax

If you've ever dreamed of pile driving and slamming your friends to the ground, then you need to get the  Hulk Hogan moustache to complete the look.   Start feuds and settle them in the wrestling ring when you're wearing this outfit!

Unleash the Hulkamania!

Ok, not sure if this is a moustache or a parasite living in your nose. Nonetheless, it certainly looks like a moustache. You could claim to be an exotic sea creature or you have a domesticated nose dwelling octopus as a pet. This tentacled moustache will surely get quizzical looks from people!

Weird sea creature or nose pet? You decide!

Ok.. that's it for this instalment of random moustache products. Go check out the full catalogue of fake moustaches. Theres lots of cool stuff there!

Saturday, 10 August 2013

The Persecuted Moustache

Pakistani man Malik Amir Mohammad Khan Afridi has been threatened for his life for keeping a big huge massive moustache. Jealous Islamist militants in the name of religion are attempting to force the awesome moustache to be shaven off.  Supposedly god frowns upon an immaculate manicured moustache but gives the thumbs up to a dishevelled mob of a beard.

This blog believes a new nation should be created for all the persecuted moustachians out there. A nation where people are free to grow a moustache without fear of retribution. The U.N. needs to use the  precedent set by the creation of Israel and take over a sovereign country and hand it over to the moustache folk. I propose taking over half of Spain and partitioning Madrid into east and west halves. West half can be kept by the naked lipped existing folk and the east will be made the capital of  Moustachenia!

Malik Afridi. Future presidential candidate of Moustachenia.



Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Ewan McGregor's Handlebar Moustache

Whatever role Ewan McGregor is filming right now, I'm sure it'll be a hit.  This handlebar has the carrying capacity of a Hollywood blockbuster!

A British gossip rag's wiretapping intelligence agency reports the moustache is a for a movie called "Jane Got A Gun".

Ewan McGregor's Moustache