Monday, 1 April 2013

Insightful Moustache Quotes

Nothing better than the wisdom of a oneliner. Enjoy these insightful moustache quotes.

"A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar"
- English Proverb

"I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later"
- Overused twitter line

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
- Jarod Kintz

"At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop."

- Chuck Palahniuk

"I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life."
- Jarod Kintz

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