Saturday, 1 June 2013

Son Angry as Father's Moustache Forcibly Shaved

A new report of cranky nurses with hearts made of ice cold steel have forcibly shaved a 70 year old moustache from an 86 year national hero and war veteran Ken Perkin.

His son Ian Perkin likens this travesty to assault: "If I did that to somebody at a bus stop, I'd probably get six months."

When these matters were raised politely, the demon nurses retorted to the war hero that "lucky we are still caring for you after your son complained about us."  An unsubstantiated report claims they then poked the old man with their pitchforks and cackled heartily with their forked tongues.

The 70 year old moustache

An artist's impression of the nurse

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