Here is a picture of Zoe the moustached cat. Zoe's hobbies include hanging around looking cool and.... no thats pretty much it.
Here's what grumpy cat would look like if it had a moustache.
If you aren't a cat person and want your dumb dog to have a moustache, then you can do so with this moustached dog toy. I suppose you could try getting a cat to fetch it.. good luck with that!
|"I'd like to stick around but I moustache after that awesome toy!"|