Fancy yourself as a bumbling reporter from an ex Soviet bloc country? Get the Borat moustache! Comes with a scruffy wig to complete the look. Niiiceeeee.
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If you've ever dreamed of pile driving and slamming your friends to the ground, then you need to get the Hulk Hogan moustache to complete the look. Start feuds and settle them in the wrestling ring when you're wearing this outfit!
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Ok, not sure if this is a moustache or a parasite living in your nose. Nonetheless, it certainly looks like a moustache. You could claim to be an exotic sea creature or you have a domesticated nose dwelling octopus as a pet. This tentacled moustache will surely get quizzical looks from people!
|Weird sea creature or nose pet? You decide!|
Ok.. that's it for this instalment of random moustache products. Go check out the full catalogue of fake moustaches. Theres lots of cool stuff there!